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Saturday, January 24, 2004
 
Dumb Criminals Log

From FoxNews, a report of a criminal so stupid that he is lucky to be alive:
A 16-year-old would-be robber clearly didn't read the instructions.

The kid barged into a 7-Eleven in Dania Beach, Fla., Tuesday night and pointed a rifle at the counter clerk, reports the Miami Herald.

Then he paused a moment to try to load the .22-caliber gun — with .40-caliber ammunition.

"He's trying to cram a .40-caliber bullet into a .22-caliber rifle," Broward County Sheriff's Office (search) spokesman Jim Leljedal told the newspaper. "It's like twice as big as the gun will fit. It won't go."

Despite his weapon's lack of deadliness, the teen pointed the gun again at the cashier and said, "Give me the money — don't make me do this."
Don't make me do what? Be stupid? Too late!


 
Does The Rev. Fred Phelps Work for the ACLU?

You might think so, from the results of his actions. You know who Phelps is, don't you? He would probably call me way too liberal about homosexuality. Let me tell you a story that should give you some idea of how warped and hate-filled Phelps is.

Focus on the Family, Dr. James Dobson's organization, held a conference last year in which former homosexuals talked about how they had been liberated from their sin, and were now living happy lives as heterosexuals. This shouldn't be any great surprise; I've pointed out in the past that at least some homosexuals have successfully changed not just their behavior, but their orientation. They have not just stopped having sex with people of the same sex; they now have sexual attraction to the opposite sex, and are happy with the change. Dr. Robert L. Spitzer, the psychiatrist responsible for getting homosexuality removed from DSM-III conducted one such study, and in spite of his preconceptions, concluded that at least some homosexuals were capable of making this change. Therapies both secular and religious have proven successful.

The Rev. Fred Phelps showed up to protest--and has even held similar protests in front of Focus on the Family's headquarters. What was Phelps upset at Focus on the Family about? Phelps is so angry about homosexuality that he and his friends showed up to picket at the funeral of Randy Shilts, a homosexual San Francisco journalist who died of AIDS. They picketed at the funeral of Matthew Shepard, a homosexual murdered by some gay-bashers in Laramie, Wyoming. As near as I can tell, Phelps' upset with Focus on the Family is that they teach that it is possible for homosexuals to become straight. Phelps, as near as I can tell, believes that homosexuality is so evil that homosexuals should die in sin and depravity, instead of becoming straight and Christian. Phelps is pretty clearly a very sick puppy.

So, how is Phelps helping the ACLU? The ACLU is intent on removing the Ten Commandments from public land everywhere in America. They have been only somewhat successful with this. So Phelps decided that the appropriate response to the presence of Ten Commandments monuments in city parks around the country was to demand the right to erect his own "religious monument" in those parks--and that monument would be vigorously and bluntly anti-homosexual. Phelps' theory is that if one expression of religion is allowed, all must be allowed--and has threatened suits to get his anti-homosexual stones put into city parks.

The Boise City Council responded to the threat of this suit by Phelps by doing what frightened little puppies always do: submissive urination:
BOISE - The Ten Commandments Monument which has stood in Boise's Julia Davis Park since 1965 will be moved.

On Tuesday night, by a 4 to 2 margin, the city council voted to return the monument to its original donor, the Fraternal Order of Eagles. The Group will display the monument at the entrance to their building on Overland Rd. in Boise.

Councilman Alan Shealy made the motion, in light of possible lawsuits from Kansas Minister Fred Phelps, who was denied his request to place an anti-gay monument in Julia Davis Park.

Shealy told us moving The Ten Commandments Monument from one public place to another was preferable to costly legal fees.
I've long thought that Phelps' actions were repulsive and discreditable. (Consider, for example, my remarks in 1994.)

Now Phelps' is not only crazy--but doing the Anti-Christian Litigation Unit's job for them.

UPDATE: Here's a letter by one of Phelps' sons, describing what is wrong with his father:
What is he like? Well, it's been 19 years since I left home, but his behavior still appears to be the same. He considers his environment to be against him without admitting, acknowledging or taking responsibility for how he contributes to that. He likes to show himself as being moral, pro-family, pro-Bible, but his actions just don't add up to that. I believe in God and the Bible, and my father's behavior doesn't fit the description of behavior that would show in the life of one who loves God; behavior characteristics such as Love, Joy, Peace, Longsuffering, Kindness, Goodness, Faithfulness, Gentleness, Self-control. Instead, my father's behavior characterizes, I believe, Hate, Outbursts of Wrath, Contention, Jealousy, Vengefulness, Misery, Harshness, and Selfish ambition. He mis-states the truth about his own behavior, about others, about the Bible, with apparent ease and regularity. He behaves with a viciousness the likes of which I have never seen. He accepts no genuine accountability in his life and is subject to no one. His lifestyle betrays the sacred trust of what a pastor, husband, father and grandfather should be. I suppose if a comparison were made between the life of Jesus Christ and my father, there would not be much to compare.

I also realize that my father is a very unstable person who is determined to hurt people. And because he is so bound to be hateful and hurtful, and because he's so untrustworthy, I believe it's a good idea to respond to him with caution much like the caution used when dealing with a rattlesnake or a mad dog. You see, the causes that he crusades for, including the Bible, are not the issue here. He simply wants to hate and to have a forum for his hate. If the causes he focuses on were the issue, that is, if they really meant something to him in his heart and he meant for the things he does to be for the good, his behavior would not be what it is. He would not betray his message with his behavior. But, when he needs to, to vent his hate, he readily goes outside the bounds of any previously stated 'value' or 'cause' he may have supported. He experiences no moral dilemma when it comes to doing what he wants to do. If it weren't the homosexuals, it would be something else.
And this is the guy that the Boise City Council is letting control their decisions.

Another interesting aspect of Phelps is that he is exactly the sort of person you would expect to work for the ACLU. Before he was disbarred, Phelps built up a reputation for filing civil rights suits, and received awards from civil rights organizations for that work:
Before he was disbarred and surrendered his law license, Fred Phelps gained a reputation as a sharp, competent civil rights attorney whose eloquent and fiery orations mesmerized juries.

"You always had to be ready for him," a veteran lawyer in Topeka said.

Phelps was considered a gifted and skilled trial lawyer, one of the best in eastern Kansas.

His prominent cases:

* One of Phelps' most notable cases was won on behalf of Evelyn Rene Johnson, a black school girl who sued Topeka Unified School District 501, alleging she received an inferior education in Topeka schools.

In an out-of-court settlement, Johnson received $19,500 from the school board in U.S. District Court late in 1978. Johnson received $8,907 in a trust, and Phelps received the rest as fees. The case, which had been sealed by a federal judge at the request of the school board's insurance company, became public in April 1979. Filed in 1973, the suit alleged the school hadn't fully implemented mandates by the U.S. Supreme Court in Brown vs. Board of the Education of Topeka. Johnson, 10 when the case was filed, had been a student at Parkdale Elementary School.

* In August 1979, Phelps filed a class-action lawsuit on behalf of Carla Michelle Miller, then 11 and a student at Lafayette Elementary School, charging that USD 501 discriminated against blacks and other minorities. Phelps filed the class-action suit in U.S. District Court.

Phelps contended economically disadvantaged black students were being forced to remain in predominantly black schools in an environment generating a feeling of "inferiority as to their status in the community, thus affecting their hearts and minds in a way unlikely ever to be undone."

...

Phelps won several honors for his work on civil rights cases.

In 1986, Phelps received two civil rights awards, the Omaha Mayor's Special Recognition Award and an award by the Greater Kansas City Chapter of Blacks in Government.

In 1987, Phelps received an award from the Bonner Springs branch of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People for his "undauntedness" and his "steely determination for justice during his tenure as a civil rights attorney."
A former Phelps employee from those days described why Phelps represented so many poor black plaintiffs:
She said the lawyers in the Phelps firm often took civil rights and employment discrimination cases when other lawyers wouldn't. For many people with legitimate claims, the Phelps firm was their last resort, she said.

The firm often represented people who couldn't afford a lawyer.

Filing so many civil rights and employment discrimination cases made members of the firm somewhat unpopular, especially among big businesses the Phelps sued on behalf of clients. The criticism heaped on the Phelpses for filing so many civil rights cases tended to bring the Phelpses closer together as a family, Billingsley said.
I'm sure the ACLU would also love this other Phelps' lawsuit:
In 1984, Phelps sued the president of the United States.

The reason? Phelps opposed then-President Ronald Reagan's appointment of an ambassador to the Vatican.

The suit, filed in U.S. District Court in Topeka, asked a judge to prohibit the president from opening diplomatic relations with the Vatican. Phelps argued that sending an ambassador to the Vatican violated the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.
Phelps's son Fred Phelps, Jr. was a guest at the Clinton inauguration.

Oh, I did find an interesting article in one of the left-wing newspapers that explains why Phelps started his anti-homosexuals campaign in the 1980s, after a long history of civil rights activism. They interviewed Phelps' daughter, one of the eleven Phelps kids who are attorneys:
"We took on the Jim Crow establishment, and Kansas did not take that sitting down. They used to shoot our car windows out, screaming we were nigger lovers." In the '70s and '80s, the Phelps law firm made up one-third of the state's federal docket of civil-rights cases, according to Phelps-Roper. They represented minority Kansans in separate actions against Kansas Power & Light, the Topeka city attorney's office, and Southwestern Bell, and they represented female professors who were alleging discrimination at two Kansas universities.

Now 69, Phelps was disbarred from Kansas state courts in 1979 for too vigorously cross-examining a court reporter who then accused him of waging a personal vendetta against her. Phelps-Roper claims the state targeted her father for his civil-rights efforts; he continued fighting cases through federal court until he retired in 1989. "His ability in a courtroom was legendary," she says.

Phelps-Roper, who says her husband's half-brother is gay, believes her family?s view makes perfect sense. "You are born black; everyone grows old; you're either a man or a woman," she said. "These people [homosexuals] are identified by a perverted sex act. Period." She added that two brothers who don't agree with the family's politics moved to California.

The family started protesting homosexuality in the late 1980s after Phelps-Roper's then-toddler son was allegedly propositioned by a homosexual in a Topeka park, she said. The Phelpses picketed the city to patrol gay sexual activity in the park, later taking their vitriolic show on the road, targeting gay funerals such as Shepard?s, as well as living homosexuals.
Hmmm. I still think Phelps is a nutcase, but this might well explain why he is a nutcase on this subject.

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Wonderful Boise Weather

I finally have a working video capture product. My son has been having fun editing a skateboarding video of himself and friends. The inversion layer finally lifted, but if you want to see the weather that greeted us this morning, click here (for the small and fast to download WMV version) or here (for the longer, 6 MB mpg version).


Friday, January 23, 2004
 
Wisconsin State Senate Votes to Override Governor's Veto

Now, all the cheeseheads need to get a non-discretionary concealed carry permit law is for the Assembly to vote to override. This is going to be tough--but remember, Missouri's State Senate overrode a veto with exactly the required votes. Get on the phone now to your Assemblycritters. Here's an announcement from the Wisconsin Concealed Carry Association.


 
The Federal Marriage Amendment

Professor Volokh points to another survey on the question, and argues that it shows that while Americans oppose homosexual marriage, they do not support an amendment to the Constitution that prohibits the states from legalizing homosexual marriage.

I would argue that the question is poorly cast. There is a clear majority opposed to homosexual marriage, and even a narrow majority opposed to state recognition of civil unions. If the question were asked with three choices:

1. A Federal Marriage Amendment that prohibited states from legalizing homosexual marriage.

2. A Federal Marriage Amendment that prohibited the judiciary from imposing homosexual marriage on the states.

3. No change.

I believe that #2 would have a clear majority. Even many who support homosexual marriage (such as Professor Volokh) oppose having the judiciary impose it onto the states, and there is a clear majority of Americans who oppose homosexual marriage.

I should point out that there is considerable disagreement about whether the proposed Federal Marriage Amendment would completely prohibit states from legalizing homosexual marriage, or only prohibit judges from imposing it. Some conservatives oppose H.J.RES. 56 because they claim it allows state legislatures to pass homosexual marriage laws. I will agree that the text:
`SECTION 1. Marriage in the United States shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman. Neither this Constitution or the constitution of any State, nor state or federal law, shall be construed to require that marital status or the legal incidents thereof be conferred upon unmarried couples or groups.'.
can be read either way. The first sentence seems to argue that states would not be allowed to recognize homosexual marriage, but they could create a "civil union" provision. The second sentence clearly prevents judges from imposing their will on the legislatures.


 
9/11 As Joint Effort of Iran & Al-Qaeda?

Odd news story that I haven't seen anywhere else:
On what had been the eve of his widely expected acquittal, the trial of the second person charged by German authorities as an accomplice of the Sept. 11 hijackers was thrown into turmoil Wednesday after prosecutors disclosed the existence of a surprise witness purporting to link Iran to the hijackings.

The mysterious witness, who goes by the name Hamid Reza Zakeri and claims to have been a longtime member of the Iranian intelligence service, is said to have told German investigators that the Sept. 11 plot represented what one termed a "joint venture" between the terrorist group al-Qaida and the Iranian government.

Sources familiar with the witness' story, greeted with pronounced skepticism by some German intelligence officials, say he also implicates the defendant, a 31-year-old former Moroccan student named Abdelghani Mzoudi, as a knowledgeable participant in the hijacking plot.

...

The Tribune reported last year that Shadi Abadallah, a 26-year-old Jordanian who said he served as one of Osama bin Laden's bodyguards in Afghanistan, previously told the BKA that one of the world's most-wanted terrorists, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, described by Secretary of State Colin Powell as an "al-Qaida associate," was closely allied with the Iranian government.

Zarqawi, a one-legged Jordanian national who heads the al-Tawhid terrorist network, which some U.S. officials say is linked to al-Qaida, has been accused by the Bush administration of helping al-Qaida develop plans to attack the West with radioactive and other weapons of mass destruction.

American officials, who say Zarqawi is responsible for the assassination of a U.S. diplomat in Jordan, have placed a $5 million reward on his head.

Kenneth R. Timmerman, a senior writer for Washington-based Insight magazine, said he interviewed Hamid Zakeri during several telephone conversations last summer and that the man "told a very credible story."

Timmerman said he had been able to corroborate a number of the physical details provided by Zakeri concerning such things as the physical layout of the Tehran headquarters of the Iranian Ministry of Information and Security, or MOIS.

According to an article Timmerman published in July, Zakeri said that he worked for the Iranians' "supreme leader," Ayatollah Ali Khameini, and that he was present at two meetings between senior Iranian and al-Qaida officials in the months before Sept. 11.
Thanks to Classical Values for the link.

UPDATE: A reader mentioned that there are other accounts mentioning Zakeri, and that seem to accept that he is a former Iranian intelligence officer, such as this account from a PBS' Frontlines reporter investigating the underground in Iran:
Part of your story was reported abroad, in Amsterdam, with a defector from the Iranian intelligence service. Was it a relief to work there, after being undercover in Iran?

It was even more surreal! I found this ex-Iranian intelligence officer who wanted to go on the record and spill the beans. This guy, Hamid Zakeri, who looks like an Iranian version of Don Johnson, he's got these dark shades on, immaculately blow dried hair, trench coat and expensive Italian shoes.


 
Making Up History

Classical Values has a long post about how Palestinians are rewriting history--claiming that Jews never occupied Jerusalem in classical times. Once again, we see evidence that something approaching insanity runs the Palestinian political establishment.


 
Another Nasty Ann Coulter Column With A Very Funny Line Or Two

Again, this is the latest column, with no permanent link yet. Discussing the Democratic nominees:
Finally, all the candidates are willing to sell out any of these other issues in service of the secret burning desire of all Democrats: abortion on demand. If they could just figure out a way to abort babies using solar power, that's all we'd ever hear about.

...

When Gephardt entered politics he was pro-life. But then, like Al Gore, Jesse Jackson, Dennis Kucinich and scores of other Democrats with national ambitions, he quickly figured out that position wasn't, well ... viable.


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Not Taking Themselves Too Seriously

I was looking for high speed, high resolution teleconferencing solutions, and I wandered onto the DivX web site.
DivX 5.1.1, More than 2 times faster than the really slow one we released last time.
And ya gotta see the cow on that page!

Oh yeah, Dr. DivX's Vishnu-like appendages are worth a laugh as well.


Thursday, January 22, 2004
 
"Why Do We Care About the Iowa Caucuses?"

My 15 year old son asked this question this evening. My wife's answer--that it immediately precedes the primaries--ended up with a slip of the tongue worth repeating. "Because it's the start of the primate season." And not terribly advanced primates, at that!


 
The Shooter in Wilmette, Illinois, Speaks

A few days back, a man in Wilmette, Illinois, broke the law. He used a handgun to defend his family and home from a person who forced entry into a home that the burglar knew was occupied. The city government, in its usual idiocy, agreed that his actions were reasonable, though unlawful--because handguns are banned in Wilmette. Here is a photocopy of the article the victim wrote for the local paper. There is nothing that I can add to this eloquent statement of the insanity of gun control:If you can't read it, click here. (I had to shrink it down on the web page because it was causing some size problems in some browsers.)


 
What Happens When We Waste Energy

There's a great picture here showing the difference between the night sky during the big blackout in 2002, and the following night, when the power was back. Regular readers know that I am not an environmental extremist, but that picture really captures how wasteful city lighting really is. Street lighting and security lighting are wonderful things--but how many traffic accidents and burglaries take place hundreds of feet off the ground? Better shielding on lights to aim the light down would reduce the number of lights needed, save money, save energy, save the environment--and restore the wonders of the night sky.

I find it hard to believe that the cost of shielding existing lighting would not pay for itself in a few months to perhaps a couple of years. Of course, much of that lighting is paid for by governments, who have absolutely no interest in saving money--and that is probably part of the problem. Put some pressure on your elected officials to stop wasting money, wasting electricity, and wasting the beauty of the night sky.


 
Events Like This Do Happen in Real Life

My co-blogger Pete Drum just posted this article to the Civilian Gun Self-Defense Blog, but I thought you might want to see this:
Fuller, who formerly played for the Minnesota Vikings and Cleveland Browns, said he went out to his Range Rover sometime after 2 a.m. with a friend who was staying with him. He heard a rustling in the bushes next to the house, then a man's voice yelling at them to "get down," he said.

Fuller ran into the house, and the would-be robber kicked in the side door and began firing what Fuller thinks was a .40-caliber handgun, he said.

Another friend who was inside installing Fuller's new television pulled a gun from Fuller's nearby safe and returned fire, Fuller said.

Fuller also told The Associated Press that the gunman had someone inside a waiting getaway car and that he returned fire with a .38-caliber revolver, which also was inside the safe.

More than a dozen bullet holes could be seen in the walls of the kitchen and one of the bedrooms, including in a bed headboard. No one was injured, Tallahassee police said.
More excitement than anyone should have!


 
Another Difference Between Straight & Gay Society

I was reading this Reuters article about how penis enlargement spammers are appealing to men's insecurity, and this interesting tidbit showed up:
At the heart of the problem, Sadock said, is that since men don't see many penises other than their own, they have little basis for comparison.

The exception, she said, is pornography, which gay men view more that straight men. And comparing one's penis size to a porn star's could lead even a well-endowed man to feel inadequate.

So perhaps it's not surprising that New York's gay community self-help arena has expanded beyond problems such as alcoholism and over eating to the affliction of a small penis.

"What is Small, Anyway," is the working name of a support group in Greenwich Village, which acts as a safe haven for gay men who have small penises, or feel as though they do.

Participants complain about a gay community in which men brag about being bigger than they are and a country where big is king. Like at other support groups, most in this group are grateful just to be in a room together with people trying to confront the same problem.

A slim man with reddish hair told a recent meeting that he is made to feel he doesn't measure up. "In our community the idea of what's average (size) is very distorted," he said.
Of course, this wouldn't be the only area in which the gay community is a bit distorted about what it considers important.


Wednesday, January 21, 2004
 
Humor (Unlike the Very Serious Post Below)

This arrived by email. I hope that it doesn't violate anyone's copyright.
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Spotted in a toilet of a London office:

TOILET OUT OF ORDER.
PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.

In a Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.

In a London department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS.

In an office:

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEPLADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.

In an office:

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.

Outside a secondhand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS.

Spotted in a safari park:

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.

Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR.

Notice in a farmer's field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:

IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.

On a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK.)


 
The Mars Conspiracy!

JPL must be suppressing the truth! Why aren't we seeing this Rover picture on the news?


 
Gun Stores as Gun Runners

For several years now, gun control groups have been complaining that a relatively small number of dealers are the source of most of the criminally misused guns. When I've heard these claims, the questions that come to mind are:

1. Are these small number of gun dealers perhaps very high volume operations? If dealer A sells 10,000 guns a year, and 0.1% of those guns are criminally misused, while dealer B sells 100 guns a year, and 0.1% of those guns are criminally misused, is dealer A actually a problem?

2. If a small number of gun dealers are disproportionately a problem, why does the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms audit them, or perhaps run a "sting" to see if they are breaking the law? BATF has considerable authority over licensed gun dealers.

So I was pleased to see this article from the Houston Chronicle that points out that these numbers mean less than they appear to mean:
A 31-page report (Selling Crime, High Crime Gun Stores Fuel Criminals) issued recently by AGS and reported in Saturday's Chronicle shakes an accusing finger at 120 U.S. gun dealers who sold at least 200 firearms traced to some sort of criminal activity from 1996-2000. (The most recent statistics.)

Note that "traced to crime" doesn't necessarily mean "traced to violent crime." If I report a gun stolen, the store that sold me the gun years ago gets a mark next to its name. If a law enforcement agency runs a routine check on a firearm and turns up nothing, that check may generate a mark against the original seller.

The AGS report opens: "A small number of the nation's 80,000 gun dealers are flooding America's streets with crime guns -- yet Washington rarely investigates, shuts down or prosecutes most of these high-crime dealers."

Flooding the streets with crime guns? A firearm sold in accordance with current federal guidelines is not a "crime gun." Driving under the influence of alcohol is illegal, but I have yet to hear the new automobiles on a dealer's lot described as "crime cars."

Actually, several dealers on AGS' bad-guy list have been cited for violations after random inspection by agents of the U.S. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. The clear majority of those citations, however, 52 of 67 issued to the seven most-cited dealers as tracked from January 2000-May 2003, were for record-keeping mistakes. Not for peddling assault rifles to terrorists or dealing Saturday-night specials to street thugs, but for clerical goofs.

Firearms sellers should be held to high administrative standards, but linking typographical errors and back-door gun running is a stretch.

I concede that some of the dealers on AGS' list appear shady and warrant closer, more frequent inspection, but I disagree with the foundation's inference that each of those sellers is somehow directly responsible for violent gun crimes. Many of the named dealers merely are high-volume retailers caught in a statistical web that makes them victims of their own success.
The rest of the article is well worth reading.


 
I Love This Technique!

From Newsday:
COLUMBUS, Ohio -- Police have added a musical twist to the booby-trapped car they leave out to entice would-be thieves.

The city's so-called "bait car" is now rigged to play the theme from the television show "Cops" when officers remotely disable the engine and nab the crooks.

A videotape recently shot on the car's hidden cameras shows a man hopping in the driver's seat and muttering to himself, "I got me a good one."

He drives a short distance before an officer monitoring the situation from a remote location flips a switch that disables the engine and locks the door. Then, the car's tape player can be heard blaring the reggae-inflected tune from the television show's opening credits:

"Bad boys, bad boys/Whatcha gonna do/Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"


 
This Is An Act of War!

I know that anti-American sentiment is much stronger in Scotland than in England, but still...:
LONDON (Reuters) - A tiny Scottish firm has teamed up with a U.S. company to start the first industrial-scale production in America of Scotland's national dish -- haggis.
My wife has made me eat haggis before, and trust me, there are reasons we don't import it!


 
Buying Bonds Again

I have been trying to find a better short-term return than I was getting from my money market fund. I was checking available bonds today, and found some GMAC bonds due March 15, 2004. The coupon is 4.6% per year, and they were just slightly above par, so the annualized yield to maturity comes to 1.65%. Oh, how the world has changed from my youth, when someone boasts about a 1.65% yield on a corporate bond! (There were not many of them available, however--I kept fiddling with the requested quantity on Schwab's ordering screen until I found that there was $10,000 of them available.)

I know that I should have confidence in the rising stock market right now--but I am a bit of a scaredy-cat, and there are a surprising number of people who are worried about the dangers of deflation taking the air right of the stock market.


 
Howard Dean's Screech

Tim Blair suggested that everyone take Dean's concession speech, rewriting it for their own country. Some of the results in the comments section are hilarious:
And you know something? You know something? Not only are we going to Jupiter, we're going to Vulcan and Sirius IV and Betelgeuse and Remulak and Trantor! We're going to Tattooine and Naboo and Coruscant! And we're going to Ringworld and Discworld and Deathworld and Flatland! And then we're going to Area 15. To take back the orbital mind control devices! YEEEAAARGH!!
and
:And you know something? You know something? Not only are we going to Space Mountain, we're going to the tea cups and Mr. Toads Wild Ride and the Pirates of the Carribbean and the Jungle Adventure and the Matterhorn! We're going to the Haunted Mansion and Main Street and It's a Small World! And we're going to the Tiki Room and the Coutry Bear Jamboree and the Luau and a character breakfast! And then we're going to the Electric Light Parade. To take back Cinderella's Castle! YEEEAAARGH!!
and
And you know something? You know something? Not only are we going to the Shire, we're going to Rivendell and Orthanc and the Pellenor Fields and Fangorn Forest and the Misty Mountains! We're going to Helm's Deep and Minas Tirith and the City of Gondor! And we're going to Moria and the City of Gondor and Mount Doom and Rohan! And then we're going to Mordor. . .to take back Barad-Dur! YEEEAAARGH!!
and:
You know something? We're going to Smallville, we're going to Gotham! We're going to Professor Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, and the Fortress of Solitude, and the Batcave! And we're going to Krypton, and Atlantis! And then we're going to go to Metropolis! To take back the Hall of Justice! YEEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!
and for those up on your Aztec history:
And you know something? You know something? Not only are we going to Tenochtitlan, we're going to Tlatelolco and Atotonilco and Coatepec and Tehuantepec and Oaxaca! We're going to Tzintzuntzan and Xochimilco and Iztaccihuatl! And we're going to Huehuetla and Zacualco and Acaxochitlan and Cihuatlan! And then we're going to Popocatepetl. To take back The Temple of The Moon God! YEEEAAARGH!!
I'm not reproducing the Napa State Mental Hospital rendition--too cruel.


 
BBC Credibility

The Guardian (a Labour paper) carries an article about a new documentary concerning the BBC reporter Andrew Gilligan's claims that the Blair Government had "sexed up" claims about WMDs in Iraq:
BBC director general Greg Dyke will tonight be accused of "betting the farm" on Andrew Gilligan's "sexed up" Iraq dossier story, without having checked whether it was accurate in a remarkable Panorama documentary.

The special programme will also highlight the near panic at senior levels within the BBC when Mr Dyke and other executives finally realised the firestorm Gilligan had started in late June 2003, after Downing Street's director of communications, Alastair Campbell, had launched a scathing attack on the corporation's journalistic standards before parliament's foreign affairs select committee.

"Have we effing got this right, because if we haven't we'd better go back on it now?" Mr Dyke asked another BBC executive, according to John Ware, the presenter of tonight's Panorama.

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Mr Dyke's comments for the first time illustrate the director general's willingness to retract the report if the BBC had got it wrong. It is known that he cleared his diary on June 27 to help the BBC's head of news, Richard Sambrook, respond to Mr Campbell - but at that point neither was aware of the lethal email written by the Today editor, Kevin Marsh, which admitted Gilligan's report was "marred by flawed reporting and the use of loose language".

Tonight's programme rams home the point with a TV news clip of BBC correspondent Nick Witchell, reporting on Mr Dyke's appearance before the inquiry back in September. "Hutton seemed at times fairly incredulous that the director general had not found out more about Andrew Gilligan's report," he says.

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Ware will criticise BBC executives for failing to conduct a thorough investigation into Gilligan's hugely controversial claims about the government's Iraq dossier before responding to the complaint about Gilligan's report first broadcast on the Today programme on May 29 last year.

And he concludes that the corporation's reputation for telling the truth has been tarnished.

"The BBC stands and falls on the accuracy of its reporting and yet Mr Dyke and his executives bet the farm [on Gilligan's story] without further investigation."

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Gilligan admitted at the Hutton inquiry that his allegation that the government inserted the 45-minute claim into the dossier knowing it was wrong was an inference; a "slip of the tongue".

"An inference is not the same as a direct quote. This should have rung alarm bells, yet no one went back to Andrew Gilligan's original text. That failure has proved very costly," Ware adds.

Ware criticises Gilligan for failing to own up to the inaccuracies in his May 29 report when he was shown a draft of the BBC's reply to Mr Campbell's June 26 letter.

"Andrew Gilligan was shown a draft, but he never pointed out that [the quotes attributed to his then still anonymous source] shouldn't have been in quote marks. Kelly never said it," he says.
For a lot of people, Gilligan's report, and the subsequence suicide of Dr. Kelly, was an indictment of the integrity of Prime Minister Blair's decision to go to war. It is beginning to look as though the well-known anti-American sentiment of the BBC may have been real story of disintegrity.


 
Guns Don't Kill; Karaoke Kills

Remember that problem with murder in the Philipines because of people singing "My Way" in karaoke bars? From the San Francisco Chronicle:
If you love karaoke but hate the way you sound, steer clear of San Mateo, where the City Council on Tuesday night banned karaoke performances in private rooms.

Private karaoke rooms -- soundproofed booths where late-night crooners can butcher Frank Sinatra in relative privacy -- apparently have a reputation of being used for other undesirable acts.

Worried about possible criminal activity that these private booths might bring to San Mateo, the council unanimously passed a 45-day emergency ban. The ban comes as Steven Lin, a restaurant owner, waited to get permits to operate four private karaoke rooms at his Fusia Lounge in the city.

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A phenomenon in Asia, karaoke's popularity has caught hold in the United States. But the performance art's newest trend involving private rooms has played to mixed reviews in the Bay Area.

Speaking to the council in support of the ban, San Mateo Police Chief Susan Manheimer said police in San Francisco and San Bruno have reported problems ranging from alcohol violations to prostitution to shootings at clubs that offer private karaoke rooms.
I'm beginning to see a pattern here--is it time for karaoke control?


 
A Powerful News Story About Sacrifice

From the Australian Age, by their New York correspondent, explaining why Bush is almost certainly going to win this election:
The Iraq war has cost the lives of about 500 American soldiers. Some would have you believe that this makes Iraq a quagmire. But the truth is, if Western nations have come to the point where 500 deaths is an unbearable war-time loss, then we should also say we are no longer prepared to fight wars, because about the same number of soldiers die every year, in peacetime.

Americans are not casual about casualties. Each and every one of the lives lost was precious to them. I remember sitting on a small plane, travelling from North Carolina to New York, when the war was a few weeks old. I was reading USA Today and, as I opened it to study a map of Iraq, one half of the newspaper fell into the lap of my fellow passenger. I turned to apologise, but he said: "No problem. Actually, do you mind if I have a look?"

Together we studied the picture, trying to work out how far the Americans were from seizing power. It was clear from the diagrams that troops were near Saddam's airport, and close to the centre of Baghdad. I turned to my seat mate and said: "I don't think this is going to be a long battle, after all."

It was only then that I noticed, with horror, that he had started to cry. And then I noticed something else: a photograph, wrapped in plastic, pinned to his lapel. It was a picture of his 20-year-old son, a young marine who died in the first days of the war. The man's wife was sitting across the aisle from us. She had a round bowl on her lap, filled with water and some drooping tulips. The movement of the aircraft was making the water slop around. She was trying to wipe her hands, and her tears.

The couple told me they had just been to a private meeting with Bush to discuss the loss of their son. At the time, it was already clear that Saddam didn't have any weapons of mass destruction.

"But I never thought it was about the weapons," my seat mate said. And, although I can't remember his exact words, he also said something like: "We have always stood up for freedom, in our own country, and for other people."

Any student of history knows that this is true. America saved the Western world from communism. America saved Australia and, for that matter, France from a system that would stop you from reading this newspaper.

Americans support the war in Iraq and, by extension, Bush because they see it as part of a bigger picture. Like everybody, they now know that Saddam was not the threat they thought he was (at least, not to them) but they still think it was a good idea to deal with him, before he became one.

The price of freedom is high. You might think you would not sacrifice your life for it, but maybe you don't have to. After all, 20-year-old Americans are doing it for you, every day.
Of course, the Australian military participated in liberating Iraq as well, and I would be surprised if none have died in that effort. But the U.S. is doing the bulk of the heavy lifting.

Thanks to Instapundit for the link.


 
Anti-Semitism in America

David Bernstein observes that the notion that the Religious Right is anti-Semitic is a bucket that just doesn't hold water. Bernstein's about the role of low education, the South's lagging on this, and anti-Semtism, sound right to me.

In general, racism of any sort tends to be strongest among people that are at the bottom of the economic ladder--and need someone below them to look down upon. If you can't take pride in anything that you have accomplished, you can at least take pride in your race! Over the years, the only overtly anti-Semitic statements that I have heard came from:

1. An employer with a Jewish grandfather.

2. A relative by marriage who was a member of the methamphetamine class of whites, who, when he weren't blaming Ronald Reagan for his problems, was blaming Jews. (Certainly, his drug and alcohol addictions couldn't have been the source of his difficulties.)

I suspect that the widely believed correlation between Christianity and anti-Semitism reflects:

1. Ancient history--and even here, you can see that medieval anti-Semitism often appeared among the poorest parts of the community, often fanned by nobles with significant indebtedness to Jewish moneylenders that they hoped to cancel by cancelling the moneylenders.

2. A widespread effort to prevent conversion and assimilation of Jews into the majority religion. I am astonished at how often I hear the "Hitler was a Christian" theme echoed, even though the historical evidence demonstrates that Hitler was actually, at best, indifferent to all religions, and many of his closest followers were actively involed in bizarre Wagnerian neo-paganism.

In most churches that I have attended over the years, there have been Jewish converts, and they have been completely and warmly welcome. One of my pastors was a Jewish convert. As near as I can tell, anti-Semitism is relatively rare in America today--and when it is present, it is associated with those people at the bottom of the economic ladder, not religion.


 
Memorable Phrases & Important Policy Proposals Out of Bush's State of the Union Address

Sorry it has taken me so long--I was watching the very well done series The Barbarians on History Channel last night, so I am working off the transcript here:
Some critics have said our duties in Iraq must be internationalized. This particular criticism is hard to explain to our partners in Britain, Australia, Japan, South Korea, the Philippines, Thailand, Italy, Spain, Poland, Denmark, Hungary, Bulgaria, Ukraine, Romania, the Netherlands -- (applause) -- Norway, El Salvador, and the 17 other countries that have committed troops to Iraq.
My wife never ceases to be amazed at how many soundbites from the Democratic wannabes that refer to American unilateralism. "Do they think Americans are this stupid?" The answer, unfortunately, is "Yes" and at least in the primaries, the wannabes may be right in their assumption of ignorance.
America will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our country.
Darn right. The right of self-defense is not subject to veto.
We also hear doubts that democracy is a realistic goal for the greater Middle East, where freedom is rare. Yet it is mistaken, and condescending, to assume that whole cultures and great religions are incompatible with liberty and self-government. I believe that God has planted in every human heart the desire to live in freedom. And even when that desire is crushed by tyranny for decades, it will rise again.
Hence, the leftist apoplexy when Bush appears on the screen. Democracy and freedom are both terrifying concepts to the left.
At the same time, we must ensure that older students and adults can gain the skills they need to find work now. Many of the fastest growing occupations require strong math and science preparation, and training beyond the high school level. So tonight, I propose a series of measures called Jobs for the 21st Century. This program will provide extra help to middle and high school students who fall behind in reading and math, expand advanced placement programs in low-income schools, invite math and science professionals from the private sector to teach part-time in our high schools.
I don't know if his solution is the right one, but his statement of the problem--students who are not adequately prepared in reading and math--is blindingly obvious to anyone who has taught college recently. However, inviting "math and science professionals from the private sector to teach part-time in our high schools" is a non-starter. This would demonstrate far too clearly that many of the certification procedures for high school teachers exist purely as a way of keeping the supply of teachers down.

There are lots of people who could teach algebra, geometry, chemistry, physics, biology at the high school level. They don't have teaching credentials; just a lousy MS or PhD in those fields. Unfortunately, the certificate requirements (which might make sense in the lower grades, where the vast majority of developmental and disability problems are identified) make it difficult for otherwise qualified professionals to teach those subjects without 2-3 years of part-time schooling. Especially these last few years, many people lost their jobs in industry who could have taught high school classes--but the need to go back to school for a couple of years to get a certificate--in order to make a lot less money--discouraged them from doing so.
I propose a new temporary worker program to match willing foreign workers with willing employers when no Americans can be found to fill the job.
I agree with Bush that it would be better to have some sort of lawful procedure, instead of the current scheme--but my biggest concern is that "when no Americans can be found to fill the job." Yes, there are situations where Americans aren't interested, or aren't qualified. My current employer has a stack of applications into the Department of Labor to hire foreigners on H1B visas because there aren't Americans willing and able to work for $55,000 to $85,000 a year in Boise. I suspect, however, that most of the jobs in question aren't really that hard to fill with Americans--and if immigrants were not available to fill those jobs, the wages would rise up enough to make them more attractive to unemployed Americans.
I oppose amnesty, because it would encourage further illegal immigration, and unfairly reward those who break our laws. My temporary worker program will preserve the citizenship path for those who respect the law, while bringing millions of hardworking men and women out from the shadows of American life.
One problem that Bush either hasn't addressed here, or that I have missed: what happens when those temporary workers have children here? The children are U.S. citizens, and we don't deport the parents if their kids are citizens.
Each year, about 3 million teenagers contract sexually-transmitted diseases that can harm them, or kill them, or prevent them from ever becoming parents. In my budget, I propose a grassroots campaign to help inform families about these medical risks. We will double federal funding for abstinence programs, so schools can teach this fact of life: Abstinence for young people is the only certain way to avoid sexually-transmitted diseases.
Expect the entertainment industry to fight this tooth and nail. Remember that promoting casual sex is a fundamental part of their marketing scheme. Anything that causes kids--even 5-10% of them--to think long and hard about becoming sexually active at 13--is anathema to the liberals that run Hollywood.
Activist judges, however, have begun redefining marriage by court order, without regard for the will of the people and their elected representatives. On an issue of such great consequence, the people's voice must be heard. If judges insist on forcing their arbitrary will upon the people, the only alternative left to the people would be the constitutional process. Our nation must defend the sanctity of marriage.
Yup. He seems to be saying that the language of the proposed Federal Marriage Amendment needs to clarify that only legislatures have the authority to redefine marriage.


Tuesday, January 20, 2004
 
Love Those GEICO Insurance Ads...

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Grilling Comedians About Scandals

I remember back when the Enron scandal erupted, being told by friends that this was the difference between Europe, where the government regulated business in the public interest, and laissez-faire America. The Parmalat scandal is just the last in a wave of European business scandals that are often even more embarrassing in their high government corruption than Enron. But even the Parmalat scandal has its lighter side:
MILAN (Reuters) - Italian police called in one of Italy's top comedians on Friday to explain comments he made in his shows about the risk of bankruptcy at the food group long before its crisis erupted.

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Italian television stunned viewers last week by playing footage of Grillo talking about the risk of bankruptcy at Parmalat during a September 2003 performance.

Parmalat filed for bankruptcy protection in December after suddenly revealing a four billion euro hole in its accounts.

Prosecutors believe the shortfall could surpass 10 billion euros, making it one of the world's biggest financial scandals.

Ten people are under arrest including Parmalat's founder Calisto Tanzi who has admitted to investigators that he diverted 500 million euros from the publicly listed company into family firms, and former finance director Fausto Tonna who has admitted to fraud but said he was only following orders from Tanzi.


 
Politically Correct Scottish Police

I guess they have nothing better to spend Scottish taxes on:
LONDON (Reuters) - Scottish police have been told not to ask people if they are married in case it causes offence to gays, and to refrain from calling elderly people "old."

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The word "homosexual" should also be avoided because it is derogatory and stems from a 19th century notion that homosexuality was an illness, the guidelines say.


 
One of the Last Veterans of the Battle of Britain Who Can Still Fly

Winston Churchill's parrot from those dark days still lives:
LONDON (Reuters) - British war leader Winston Churchill's foul-mouthed 104-year old parrot refused to surrender to newshounds Monday after a British newspaper tracked the bird down and discovered it was still alive.

"They've been trying to get him to talk all day, but he's not saying much," said Sylvia Martin, who manages Heathfield Nurseries where parrot Charlie has lived for the last 12 years.

Charlie, who kept Churchill company during World War II, was famous for occasionally squawking four-letter obscenities about Hitler. But Martin told Reuters the bird has mellowed.
I had no idea parrots could live so long.


 
It Was So Incredibly Old-Fashioned

My daughter's boyfriend called up last night to ask for her hand in marriage. He is a very nice guy, and very smart. Five years ago, I used to worry about the creatures that my daughter would bring home. I guess that's the norm for a father, isn't it?


 
Boise Weather

This is getting tiresome. We are approaching one month now during which there have been three clear nights, and perhaps two clear days. The brief intervals of snow showers have a certain charm to them; continual overcast has no charm at all. It is depressing--and not just because the new telescope sits unused.

Of all the things I expected about Boise, this wasn't one of them.


Monday, January 19, 2004
 
A Cynical Column About The Real Beneficiaries of Gay Marriage

And I didn't think that there was anyone more cynical than me! This article by T.R. Fehrenbach suggests that gay marriage means gay divorce--and who benefits from that?
Ask anyone who's been divorced and you will discover that divorce is not a zero-sum game. Nearly half of all varied-sex marriages end in divorce, and shrinks say the same-sex ratio may be higher, given unfamiliarity with spousal duties and responsibilities. Gays and lesbians may not be prepared for divorce court and being taken to the cleaners.

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Both Democrats and judges (until they reach the federal bench) get most of their money from lawyers, who have replaced Hollywood and Wall Street as major funders. And trial and divorce lawyers are beginning to realize that same-sex marriages could be a legal bonanza for the profession.


 
Wisconsin Concealed Weapon Permit Law: It's Override Veto Time

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Interesting Article About Capitalist Exploitation of Kids

From WorldNetDaily (who I always take with a grain of salt). But don't expect liberals to be upset by it, because it involves promoting sexual degradation, a fundamental part of what defines liberalism today.
"It's a blizzard of brands, all competing for the same kids," explains Rushkoff in "Merchants of Cool." "To win teens' loyalty, marketers believe, they have to speak their language the best. So they study them carefully, as an anthropologist would an exotic native culture."

"Today," he discloses, "five enormous companies are responsible for selling nearly all of youth culture. These are the true merchants of cool: Rupert Murdoch's Newscorp, Disney, Viacom, Universal Vivendi, and AOL/Time Warner."

The documentary shows how big corporations literally send "spies" to infiltrate young people's social settings to gather intelligence on what they can induce these children to buy next.

"The entertainment companies, which are a handful of massive conglomerates that own four of the five music companies that sell 90 percent of the music in the United States – those same companies also own all the film studios, all the major TV networks, all the TV stations pretty much in the 10 largest markets," University of Illinois Communications Professor Robert McChesney reveals in the documentary. "They own all or part of every single commercial cable channel.

"They look at the teen market as part of this massive empire that they're colonizing. You should look at it like the British Empire or the French Empire in the 19th century. Teens are like Africa. You know, that's this range that they're going to take over, and their weaponry are films, music, books, CDs, Internet access, clothing, amusement parks, sports teams. That's all this weaponry they have to make money off of this market."

...

This would be bad enough – if corporate America were just following and marketing the basest instincts of confused, unsupervised teenagers. But they are not following, they are leading – downward.

Exhibits A and B: the "mook" and the "midriff," two creations of this corporate youth-marketing consortium.

The "mook" is a marketing caricature of the wild, uninhibited, outrageous and amoral male sex-maniac.

"Take Howard Stern," says Rushkoff, "perhaps the original and still king of all mooks. Look how Viacom leverages him across their properties. He is syndicated on 50 of Viacom's Infinity radio stations. His weekly TV show is broadcast on Viacom's CBS. His number one best-selling autobiography was published by Viacom's Simon and Shuster, then released as a major motion picture by Viacom's Paramount Pictures, grossing $40 million domestically and millions more on videos sold at Viacom's Blockbuster video."

He adds: "There is no mook in nature. He is a creation designed to capitalize on the testosterone-driven madness of adolescence. He grabs them below the belt and then reaches for their wallets."

A great deal of MTV's programming features and markets to the "mook" in America's boys. For instance, a major venue of the mook is professional wrestling – the most-watched type of television among adolescent boys in America today.

OK, what about the "midriff"?

Girls, says Rushkoff, "get dragged down there right along with boys. The media machine has spit out a second caricature. … The midriff is no more true to life than the mook. If he is arrested in adolescence, she is prematurely adult. If he doesn't care what people think of him, she is consumed by appearances. If his thing is crudeness, hers is sex. The midriff is really just a collection of the same old sexual cliches, but repackaged as a new kind of female empowerment. 'I am midriff, hear me roar. I am a sexual object, but I'm proud of it.'"

And what is the purpose of these debauched role models for America's future, fashioned out of market research compiled by "culture spies" hired by corporations to predict what the likely next step down – the next shock wave disguised as authentic "cool" – will be for the MTV generation?

Why, to sell kids more stuff, of course.


 
The Gay Cannibal: How Weird Is He?

I found this news story, and of course, his co-workers agree that he was a very nice person:
A court deliberating on the case of a self-confessed gay cannibal heard testimony on Monday describing the defendant as a "cheerful" and "helpful" work-mate.

A former co-worker of 42-year-old defendant Armin Meiwes said the one-time computer engineer had never displayed any untoward or unusual behaviour at the information technologies company where they had both worked in the 1990s.

"Armin was always a very cheerful co-worker, and very helpful," the witness told the court. "He always had a ready smile and an encouraging word."
The cannibal's former lover also gave him high marks:
Germany - A man who had an 18-month homosexual relationship with self-confessed German cannibal Armin Meiwes told a court on Monday he had never noticed the defendant's flesh-eating urges.

The 25-year-old witness at the trial in Kassel, northern Germany described Meiwes as "very nice" as well as "helpful and cheerful".
Of course, the cannibal is sane--but read the psychiatrist's description of Armin's problems, and ask yourself: Why does this sound like a traditional Freudian description of the causes of homosexuality?
Kassel - A self-confessed German cannibal needed an intensive "kick" to stimulate his emotions and found it in eating human flesh, a psychiatrist testified on Monday at his trial for murder.

The expert, Heinrich Wilmer, told the court Armin Meiwes had a personality disorder, probably influenced by his father abandoning his family when he was still young, but was otherwise physically and mentally sound.

Nevertheless, he was immature and showed little feeling for others, and his reaction to his murder trial and the intense media coverage was "like a child excited by Father Christmas", said Wilmer.
What is even more interesting is another news story that suggests that the desire to be castrated, murdered, and eaten, really isn't that unusual in certain subcultures:
Kassel, Germany - Self-confessed gay cannibal Armin Meiwes had more than 200 "applicants" expressing wishes for him to slaughter and devour them, a court in Germany heard on Friday.

Taking the witness stand in the precedent-setting murder case in Kassel, Hesse state police inspector Wolfgang Buch said Meiwes's computer files showed he had received internet offers from 204 men in Germany, Britain and elsewhere.


Sunday, January 18, 2004
 
The Internet, Revolutionizing Commerce

Yes, there's a bad side to the Internet--it makes it easier to outsource software engineering jobs to Third World countries. (From what I know of the price advantage, however, American companies can compete on price, if they have reasonable overhead, and aren't suffering from big company bloat.)

Here's a good side. I drove all over Boise yesterday looking for a 5mm threaded knob, to use for attaching my Photon Instruments refractors rings to my Cave Optical mount. I needed one that was 25-30mm long, instead of 15mm long. Everywhere I tried, I received the same reactions, either amused or bewildered. "I don't know where you would get something like that."

I went to McMaster-Carr's web site, searched for "knob," and in a few minutes, I found just about an exact match. I ordered two of them online for $1.22 each (plus shipping).

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